I am Alex. 18. San Francisco.


I'm not allowed on Jet Blue



Our school has this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.

So this kid carved his 8 page essay about California drug laws into $70 worth of limestone.

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    BRUH THATS SO METAL
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